Well hello and welcome to my blog. Firstly I would like to say thank you for dropping by and i hope that you enjoy the rabbling of a semi-alcoholic, semi-literate lad. If not then might i suggest that you piss off now since this just aint going to be your cup of tea. If you are the kind of person who regularly laughs at other mis fortunes then this is right up your street.
The aim of this blog is to give, what i consider, straight forward advice to those people who are having a hard time. The kind of people who feel they have no where else to turn, who are seeking a fair and balanced opinion. The kind of people that decide that thier life is SO bad that they need a dopey bint like Trisha to sort it out. I am here to help!
I have never really understood how Trisha gets her guests ( other than paying for the actor ones and the ones who want a few quid for special brew). How does your life become so bad that you have to write to "Dear Jane" in the Star? Who are these silly old dears? where the hell do you go to find an old bird like that one off "This morning"? These are some of the things I am here to address.
Every so often I will post a problem that I have found in one of the problem pages online or in the papers. I will write the problem, give the "pro" reply then I will give my opinion on the problem and some of the reasons for that opinion.
What are my credentials for dispensing such sagely advice? Fuck all. Which is about the same as most of those other half wits. I am the alternative to the soppy old dears who tell those muppets to have a romantic dinner and a bottle of wine. I am a bloke! My passions range from beer to sex. I like a bit of footie playing poker and gravy chips or curry. I am in a relationship and have been for years ( must be doing something right)and have one son aged 6 ( so did one thing right). Might I just add at this point that he was concieved without tubes or turkey baster, there is no question of parentage and he (so far) is without an ASBO, also he has no kids of his own yet.Thats about it really. No doubt I will reveal more as the blog grows but you'll have to wait on that.
So once again thanks for dropping by.