This is taken from Cosmopolitan magazine
I Have Weird Sexual Dreams
Q I often have weird sexual dreams. In some of them, I fool around with my brother or my uncles. Other times, I dream about doing it with women. In real life, I'm heterosexual and have a great boyfriend who fulfills all my needs, physical and emotional. So what's up?
A Give yourself a break: They're just dreams. Dreaming is our mind's way of enabling us to do really naughty things, things we would never do in our waking life. You cannot blame yourself for dirty dreams your mind creates while the censor of your conscience is sound asleep. If they don't upset you, don't overflow into your daily life, and even afford a little mischievous pleasure -- then so what? Whom are they hurting? However, if, in spite of what you tell me, you are actually unhappy, unfulfilled, and frustrated in your waking hours, then by all means try to decipher the real meanings behind the messages your subconscious is sending you (chances are, they will not be what they appear to be). Sometimes nocturnal visions are serious business -- messages sent from the subconscious mind to alert you to repressed problems and hidden desires. When this is the case, and if you are troubled by your dreams, you will probably need expert help to decode and understand them. That is what a therapist does: He or she helps interpret and decipher what's going on.
Irma Kurtz
Right let me get this straight you are having wet dreams about shagging your family and Irma says not to worry. well let me congure up another scenario shall I? you are sitting in your living room one day when your Dad walks in "Hi honey" he says
"Hi Dad" you reply
" I had a dream about you last night"
" Did you ? what was it about?" you reply with niave curiosity
" Well it started with your mum heading off to the bingo and the house being empty, just me and you"
"Right-o Daddy"
"Then I asked if you wanted a cup of tea"
"Dad your dreams are really boring"
" well it liven up a bit after that coz i started singing old Gary Glitter numbers and rodgering you up the arse over the dining room table!"
"WHAT!!??!?!?" you respond
" Its okay tootsie Irma Kurtz from cosmo says it dont mean anything"
I think that might have a slight bearing on your relationship with your father somehow. See if it was a bloke that wrote that into Irma she would phone the police but since it was a bird it is just " a way of enabling us to do naughty things". You are a pervert girl and need help. So i have a thought since I am a agony uncle and you are having pervy dreams of doing the sloppy tango with a family member why not compromise. You could shag me! Nothing illegal nothing for the police to worry about and if you want to try the lesbo thingy i wouldnt mind indeed I will even offer my services as an independant observer. Now Irma never offered that service did she. I like to think I go that little bit more for my readers.
