Agony Lad

A female , anonymous writes:
is there any way to make you last longer before an orgasm? cause when my guy goes down on me and i last like 30 seconds, its a little embarrassing ya know, any advice would be great!

A male reader

You didn't say how old you are or how long you'd been with your partner(s).

In an established relationship, a partner can sense when a woman is getting close, and back off (if that's what they've agreed to) to prolong her "high" and let her drop back away from that "edge" for a few minutes before he goes after it again. It takes a willing and sensitive partner to do this, and one who is willing to get to know you and your reactions intimately.

But believe me, it's worth it. I've kept my lady hovering right on the brink for really long times (once nearly an hour!) before I pushed her over into that big "O". The first time for the night, I mean. The second one is usually different, following a totally different path.

Marty writes.
What the fuck are you winging about. Most men last about 30 seconds and are as happy as a pig in shit. All this "prolonging the experience" shit from this guy. What a load of cock I would place money on the fact that that cunt very very rarely keeps her going for long times. If your rug munching for an hour then there is something wrong his end I can assure you. A fucking hour doing the same thing in the sack? away to fuck I'd be bored rigid and most women I know would have told him to get his finger out ( more probably in now that I think about it) and finish the job. She could have watched emmerdale and corrie in that time.

This one comes from dearcupid.com and it's not so much the question as the anwser that gets me. I'll tell you why at the end.

hey,

Ive resently had sex and it was with my bf and we didnt use a condom and how do i ask him that i want him to use one what shall i say???Please Help Me.

xxx

A female reader, anonymous, writes (29 March 2007):

you buy a pk and when you two are about to be intimate just pull out the condom. Put a sexy develish face or pout whatever he likes and he'll do it. He'll do it. Your not being shy having sex, i don't see a reason to be shy in telling him what you want period. -Cheers

Marty's anwser.
the correct anwser to this one is. Dont ask! Fucking tell him! However since the author of this problem is 13 I think it is slightly disturbing that the female reader anwsered "Put on a sexy develish face". AT 13!?!?!?! What the fuck is that all about? Dont give me all that bollocks about them doing it anyway. What a load of shite. This dozy bitch is telling a girl of 13 to basically start vamping it up. If a bloke did that he would be jailed. And I bet that she wouldnt say to the wee girls face either. Unlike that thick bitch any advice that I give to anyone I would tell them straight no probs. So here is my advice to any girls of 13 who are thinking of having sex. DONT!!! simple. Job done.

This problem comes from the Daily Star on 26th of March
After an orgasmic love making session with my boyfriend, I was late for college and iForgot to put all my sex toys away.
My mu went into my room to change my bed and found vibrators and fluffy handcuffs all over the duvet.
She was so disgusted that she threw the whole lot in the bin. I'm furious-they cost a fortune.
Now she is saying that she doesnt want my boyfriend in the house again. I'm 19 and she's barely speaking to me.

Jane says: No mother likes to come face to face with the nitty gritty of ther daughters sex life.
No doubt your mother was very shocked and disgusted -and she has every right to be. After all, its her house and she can call the shots.
The best thing you can do right now is to apologise to your mum. Apologise for embarrassing her and for turning this subject into an issue. Allow her time to calm down and I'm sure that she will let your boyfriend back in the house eventually.

Marty says:
First off just let me say that you must be a right scruffy cow. How rushed were you that you forgot to put your dildo collection back into the drawer? If the house was on fire I might understand but being late for college just dont cut the mustard. What the fuck was your mum making your bed for any way ya lazy cow!

And finally you fail to mention what size the vibrators were. Your mum might have been alright if they were the small discreet ones but I am going to go out on a limb here and say that these things were from the purple punisher range. No mum wants to see that. So my advice would be this. Go and buy a dildo for your mum tell her she doesnt know what she is missing. Oh and tidy your own fucking room you lazy bitch.