This problem comes from the Daily Star on 26th of March
After an orgasmic love making session with my boyfriend, I was late for college and iForgot to put all my sex toys away.
My mu went into my room to change my bed and found vibrators and fluffy handcuffs all over the duvet.
She was so disgusted that she threw the whole lot in the bin. I'm furious-they cost a fortune.
Now she is saying that she doesnt want my boyfriend in the house again. I'm 19 and she's barely speaking to me.
Jane says: No mother likes to come face to face with the nitty gritty of ther daughters sex life.
No doubt your mother was very shocked and disgusted -and she has every right to be. After all, its her house and she can call the shots.
The best thing you can do right now is to apologise to your mum. Apologise for embarrassing her and for turning this subject into an issue. Allow her time to calm down and I'm sure that she will let your boyfriend back in the house eventually.
Marty says:
First off just let me say that you must be a right scruffy cow. How rushed were you that you forgot to put your dildo collection back into the drawer? If the house was on fire I might understand but being late for college just dont cut the mustard. What the fuck was your mum making your bed for any way ya lazy cow!
Secondly the use of the word "vibrators", indicates more than one. So I would hazard a guess that your mum is thinking " Where did she put them?" so from that she knows that you take it via the tradesmans. So now she knows that she has raised a bit of a goer. So little wonder that she aint speaking to you and doesnt want the boyfriend back in the house.
And finally you fail to mention what size the vibrators were. Your mum might have been alright if they were the small discreet ones but I am going to go out on a limb here and say that these things were from the purple punisher range. No mum wants to see that. So my advice would be this. Go and buy a dildo for your mum tell her she doesnt know what she is missing. Oh and tidy your own fucking room you lazy bitch.
