This a follow up from the last one. It comes from the same issue of Maxim as the last one and has Sophie exercising her genius again.
I returned from work the other week and found my girlgfriend on the sofa, vigorously masturbating with a vibrator. i know lots of blokes consider this kind of thing a turn on, but it upset me- it was as if she'd been unfaithful.
Colin Steele, York.
Sophie says:
Well, do you masturbate when she's not around? If you do, then you've got no cause for complaint. just remember that no vibrator can ever live up to the real thing, so dont worry about it- she was probably only using it because you weren't there!
Marty says:
Firstly Colin Steele what the fuck are you giving your full name for? Anyone in York who knows you or your girlfriend now will slag the shit out of you both. So in effect you have signed the death warrant on that relationship you knobhead. The most effective thing that you could have done there was pull out your old boy and started giving him a firm shake along with her, I would have thought that you would then have got a jump for sure. (Some people just cant think on thier feet)So you say that you think this is cheating on you do you? Well if you had come home and found some big bastard with a 10 incher doing her doggie style over the arm of the sofa that would have had the same effect would it? catch a grip dick head! of course it wouldn't she felt like a wank and got on with it, good on her. Have to say that personally i think that you are a bit of a knob and that Sophie's advice is a bit shit as well. A vibrator cant live up to the real thing. bullshit. If colin Steele's knob is a tiddler and the rampant rabbit is a monster then you better believe that it can. She is probably fed up with the sticleback and wanted the shark. You are so dumped so get over it.
