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Cant come wont come

by martymcauley @ 2007-04-17 - 11:57:39

This problem is taken from maxim magazine and is anwsered by that renowned expert on physchological problems,Sophie Howard (the page 3 model).
Ive been having trouble coming when I'm with a woman. My last girlfriend got so upset by this that she dumped me, and ever since then Ive faked it with girls. I desperatly want to sort this out, but what should I do?
Stefan, Wolverhampton

Sophie says:
Aww, thats quite sweet. It sounds like a psychological problem, so I'd try to forget about it as much as you can. Why not try abstaining from sex for a while to let the tension build up? Hopefully the sexual frustration will eventually turn in your favour when you finally get down to it, and then there'll be no holding you back!

Marty says:
How the fuck do you fake it? keep a pot of lukewarm yogurt hidden somewhere? really not sure how the hell you do it, dont they not notice there aint no wet bit? anyway what to do?
well Marty hates to go against the relationship genius that is Sophie big knockers but I have to go down the practice makes perfect route. Wank like your going to jail in the morn. Get on the ole net and find the best porn that can be had, pull like a pro. When the cork comes off, result! Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. After a while you will have masterly control. Never forget that sex is good but you cant beat the real thing. You never forget your first love!


 
 

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